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Flash Gordon Does Not Have Super-Speed

Spotted this article on Sony’s planned Flash Gordon movie: ‘Flash Gordon’ pace quickens with scribes. It opens with the tagline, “‘Flash Gordon’ is moving ahead at breakneck speed.” Those are odd comments for an ordinary guy who ends up having adventures in space, but appropriate for a super-speedster…. Yeah. Someone else got the Flash and Flash Gordon confused. It’s a typical example of what TV Tropes calls Cowboy Bebop at his Computer.

It fits with society’s general contempt for both comic books and science-fiction. If you ask whether a football team is playing in the World Series, people will look at you like you’re an idiot. But it’s okay to get Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up to the point where Dr. Spock has a lightsaber and Yoda says, “Live long and prosper.” In fact, many people look down on you if you do understand the difference.

Oddly, our mainstream culture is quite willing to go see science-fiction and comic-book films, as long as they have enough explosions. Take a look at the 30 top-grossing films list, and it’s one sci-fi, fantasy, or super-hero after another. (Exceptions: Titanic, Passion of the Christ, and Forrest Gump. I’m counting movies with talking animals as “fantasy.”) I guess it’s okay to watch the stuff, as long as you don’t remember too much about it afterward.

It also fits with the annoying tendency of headline writers to use the “Holy XYZ!” phrasing from the 1960s Batman TV show as if it’s somehow still relevant to modern-day comics or movies, despite a massive cultural shift away from camp and toward serious (and, in many cases, downright dark) storytelling over the past 20 years. That second link lists almost 50 examples from July alone!

I guess actually paying attention to what they write about would make them less cool or something.

Dr. Horrible

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along BlogTonight I watched the first two episodes of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, the web feature by Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity). It’s a comedy about Doctor Horrible, mad scientist super-villain (Neil Patrick Harris); Captain Hammer, the super-hero who keeps beating him up (Nathan Fillion, Serenity); and the girl from the laundromat whom he’s too shy to speak with (Felicia Day).

It’s funny. It’s quirky. It’s short (3 episodes at ~13 minutes each). It’s structured as a video blog intercut with narrative scenes. And yes, there are songs. (They remind me of a cross between the Buffy musical, “Once More With Feeling,” and of all things, Moulin Rouge.) Though I still get “Someone Keeps Moving My Chair” running through my head with slightly altered lyrics. “Dr. Horrible. Dr. Horrible. Telephone call for Dr. Horrible…”

Episodes 1 and 2 are up for free right now. Episode 3 goes up on Saturday. Then the whole thing goes offline on Sunday. There’s a panel next Friday at Comic-Con, and they plan to offer it as a regular paid download and eventually a DVD.

And believe it or not, there is a very tangential connection to The Flash. First, Neil Patrick Harris did the voice for Barry Allen in Justice League: New Frontier (see my review). And second: Look at the insignia on Captain Hammer’s chest. Now look at the costume for Bizarro Flash (left). Okay, it’s a gavel, but it’s close, right? 😀

Update: I realized that the show reminds me of something else Flash-related: the first appearance of Dr. Morlo in Impulse, in which they track down the mad scientist by looking at his website.

Lightning Strikes Through Window — on Video



lightning strike on camera, originally uploaded by SLOWLORIS.

In case you haven’t seen this already…Washington artist Jessica Lynch was filming a rainstorm from her second-floor window last week, when she was struck by lightning. Incredibly, not only was she uninjured, but the camera got the whole thing on video.

Lynch sells T-shirts online at Slow Shirts, and has started offering lightning-bolt temporary tattoos with orders. Wired has an interview.

There is no indication that she gained super-speed from the experience.