Last night I logged into Twitter and found myself in the middle of a storm in which people were posting joke names for speedsters. It all started when Geoff Johns posted the following:
- @GeoffJohns0: RT @Brainiacphive Hello. I have a name for you for a Flash character: Speed Date. #newspeedsters
Well, people went with it! You can read them all at #newspeedsters until the posts drop off of Twitter search’s radar in a few weeks. Some of my favorites:
- jonahlantern: this one is easy. Bad guy team. Jamaican, with ice powers on top of speed. Cool Runnings.
- blacaucasian: Runs Really Fast. Because he runs really fast.
- mgrabois: Usain Bolt (a popular suggestion, but I think this was the first)
- jester1436: Quickstep and Foxtrot
- MarkWaid: Charlie Hustle
- Knippenberg: Captain 23-Skidoo
- mattfraction: Th Flsh (@shanajeanh remarked, “too fast for vowels?” )
- Mike2112McKone suggested several, including: Zip, Zap, Whoosh, Reverb, Skid and iSpeed.
- Bart_Allen: All Day I Dream About Speed– another corporate sponsored speedster (in response to my suggestion of Sprint – and in case you’re wondering, look at the first letters.)
- ValVictory: Krackle and Pop as in the sounds of the speedforce (I suggested “The Sounds of the Speed Force” it sounded like a band, and VV agreed, saying “Anyone play bass?”)
- ValVictory: happy fun American run fast time man — That one is from overseas.
- ValVictory: Sir speeds a lot — The U.K. flash
- bobbynash: Fast Bastard
- housetoastonish: Speedy Alberto Gonzales – He’s Quick To Judge
Stephen Wacker chimed in with a number of characters based on people in the comics industry.
- Ran Didio. Slow-ey Cavalieri. Street Tomasi. Matt Traction. Slowing Gates. “On your Mark, get set, WAID!”
- I can’t stop….Drag Rucka. Ethan Van Slider. Slow Quesada. Richard Running. gRANt. Chasin’ Aaron. Axel Alonso.
And here are my own humble contributions:
- Mr. Zip, of course! (As in the panels from “The Return of Barry Allen.” I was really surprised no one had suggested it yet.)
- The Running Man
- Sprint(tm), the corporate-sponsored speedster
- The Hot Flash
- Zoom’s little brother, Vrooom
- Greased Lightning
- Spud Racer – the Mr. Potato-Head Flash.
- Theed Racer, the Flash from Naboo
- Race Windu. He’s powered by Force Speed instead of the Speed Force.